Kid’s Play: Halloween Jokes (Part One)
Rated G, and suitable for all ages.
Sometimes, we need a few jokes to liven the holidays up. Thankfully, halloween has the biggest collection of puns over any other holiday in history. So enjoy this friendly collection of jokes that all ages can enjoy.
From kidsdomain:
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.
Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you’re a mouse.
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? A chummy mummy.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.
How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch.
Won won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work.
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform? Fly by night operations.
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From theholidayspot:
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.
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From corsinet:
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? “Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween? Ghoul-aid.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key/
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.
Coming up, jokes that aren’t so G-rated, on a slightly different topic.